It's
a bit of an adventure kind of thing. uh.
Ok.
So.
Eeerrrmm.
Well
basically we were working in Germany myself and a, and a bunch of
friends uuuh in summer and uh.
Ahmahm.
We
uuuuh we were just loading trucks like really early in the morning.
And
so you know sort of typically you know summer testosterone sort of
stuff there's a.
A
really really fast river that runs through.
Through.
The.
Middle
of.
Of
the.
Park.
Through
the.
Gardens.
And
it's like err it's all sort of built up to the. To the sides. The
walls are err quite err quite high. So err.
It
was basically a dare one of. One of err. My friends just sort of said
hey let's jump in the river. Now as soon as you're in there.
You.
You just fly. Down.
Ah.
You
know.
Really
really fast.
And
the thing is.
You
know.
Lots
of idiot tourists do this all the time.
So.
They've put chains across.
The
water.
Err
under every bridge.
So
every footbridge that goes across this river it's got chains on it
and
of course for us.
That
was just great fun to just.
Grab
onto a chain and then the
the
pressure
of the water is so strong that
it
it
pushes
you up and you're.
You're.
Just.
You're
horizontal on the water you know?
And
just flopping about err
holding
on for your dear life onto this chain
and
so.
You
know
Three
or four.
Bridges
later
this
ahhh.
You
get to one bridge.
But.
You
can't actually see the other side of it
it's
just.
Like.
A
dark tunnel.
Aahhhmmm.
So.
When
I got to that particular.
Bridge.
I
hit the chain like right in the middle course the other guys knew.
What
to do they.
They
knew it was coming.
I
didn't know it was coming.
So.
So
I hit the.
I
was right in the middle of the river I hit the chain.
I
had to like.
Pull.
Pull
myself up like
li-
literally scraping.
Myself
kind of
off
this chain like.
So
I was covered in blood by the time I got out.
Ahm.
But
this other friend he err.
He
err.
He
basically ah.
The
second last bridge.
Held
onto the chain.
Went
horizontal.
And
err.
He
was like wahay this is fantastic this bri- you know amazing brilliant
and everything.
And
then his boxer shorts just went flying.
So
he's a pretty good he was a really strong swimmer so he. Swimming
after it. But he.
He
then he just got to the.
The
tunnel bridge and. He just sees his boxer shorts disappear.
And
his.
Just
that moment of.
You
know.
Split
second decision you know when he ah.
Sort
of thought.
Will
I won't I.
What
am I gonna do.
And
he just went for it he went down the tunnel.
And.
You
know we all thought.
That
was it.
He
was dead you know we. We just thought.
That
things going underground, that's not.
That's
not. The tunnel that's just.
Underground.
The water channel.
Anyway.
Turns
out.
He
emerges.
Not
in the park.
But
in.
In.
Like
Industrial.
Er.
Munich.
Completely
naked.
And
er.
And
has to sort of streak back home basically. Hiding. Hiding behind cars
and err.
And
he got into the newspapers and.
We've
never let him live it down so.
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