Wait how long is it supposed to be? As
in? Ok. So I first heard about One Direction in March of 2012. I was
watching SNL, Saturday Night Live, and they were on
it, and I was watching it, and I said hmm, who is that cute Pakistani
boy?And
so I did some research and I fell in love. So I decided that we were
gonna get married, so I learned his name Zayn
Javadd Malik. And so I wrote them letters every day and I tweeted
them. I told them lots of nice, sweet things. I said you're
Pakistani, I'm Libyan, we could fall in love and rule the world. I
am, I was 20, now I'm 21. He is. One year younger than me I don't
care, I don't care. And I really wanted to go to their concert, but I
was forced to go and see a piece of theatre instead, it was called
Steptoe and Son it was really good I really liked it but I still
wanted to see One Direction. But I got a poster and I got a little
cute little flag. Let's see. What else can I say. I went One
Direction hunting in London. I went. To Primrose Hill that's where
Harry Styles lives. Zayn lives in. He does. Right. I'm really bad I
say really nasty things about Taylor Swift because I really don't
like her, she said lots of nasty things about Harry Styles on
national television. And she did a fake British accent and I thought
that was really rude. um. So I don't like her. um. Sometimes
I watch cute little YouTube videos of them like when they get drunk
on the street and they go to weddings and they sing and I really like
it. And now I'm just waiting to meet them while I'm here and fall in
love then we can get married.
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